It was going to happen eventually

About three weeks ago, after an average night out I ended up in McDonald's in the early hours of the morning. We ran into a group of guys which my friend knew vaguely from home. One of them ended up coming back to our house under the guise of a bacon sandwich. In my inebriated state I really did believe he just wanted a bacon sandwich. At some point during the sandwich making process he disappeared and never came back. Eventually I found him... in my bed in his boxer shorts. Again I believed his claims, that we were just going to watch Police Academy with our bacon sarnies. One thing led to another and after about an hour of refusing to sleep with him; I ended up doing the deed. I am quite ashamed of this because, honestly, I didn't even really fancy the guy and it was pretty bloody terrible. Kissed like a fish and was not very keen on returning the favour. Next morning comes, I send his whine-y arse packing hoping never to see him again.
Last Friday night I pull a guy in a night club who I really did fancy. We ended up back at his where, much to my horror, he could not achieve an erection. Despite feeling like throwing a massive tantrum, I let the guy off the hook only after he'd floated my boat a few times. We ended up staying up all night talking and discovered we had loads in common. Morning came and so did he (praise the lord), then along pop his house mates, barging into the room to chat about what went down the night before. So there I am lying butt naked, barely hiding my modestly, and guess what? One of the room mates happens to be Mr Bacon Sarnie Police Academy. He gives me a fleeting glance and continues his conversation with the hunk lying next to me. I lie there shrinking into a pit of mortification when he finally leaves the room. I pluck up the courage to explain why I have turned the colour of haematuria and Mr King of Orgasms collapses in hysterics and runs out the room starkers to remind the guy who I was. I don't know if I was more embarrassed that I slept my way through a quarter of their house or that the guy didn't even fucking remember when I didn't want to bang him in the first place! I think it's safe to assume that he's not going to take me for dinner any time soon. 
You win some you lose some.